Forehead Butts Mean Brilliance: So I have written it, So let it be True

29 Aug

I have decided that forehead butts mean brillance. Some of you have heard me talk about my Forehead butt, so named by my brother Johnny, who said, “Hey Sister, you have a butt on your forehead, haw haw haw haw Forehead Butt! Forehead Butt! haw haw haw” . . . *sigh* … I’ve fought against my forehead butt. I’ve thought to have to Botoxed, but I’m afraid to have Botox (and you have to keep doing it and doing it and doing it). I tried Olay cream for “deep wrinkles” – I don’t think it’s doing anything for my forehead butt.

Then, I began to notice other forehead butts, and what I noticed was that people with forehead butts were creative and brilliant and wonderful in every way – especially in the creative brilliant intelligent awe-inspiring way . . . no, really! It is true. I am most certain of it as I make my way around here and there and yonder.

So I am now embracing my Forehead Butt! And, I’ve decided that every week I am going to attempt to post a pic of someone brilliant who has “THE SIGN” and “THE SIGN” is a Forehead Butt — today I am beginning with Stephen King. A brilliant writer, and who has “THE SIGN” – his own Forehead Butt.

My friends- I encourage you all to find brilliant creative people who have “THE SIGN” of the forehead butt. Forward me the photos, and I will use them in my quest to find all of us who are lucky enough to have “THE SIGN” of creative brilliance, intelligence, and all around awe-inspiring omphalooompa doo.

No, go have a good day, and if you spot “THE SIGN” on the forehead, the forehead butt sign, then know that you are in the face of brilliance!

So let it be written; so let it be done.

(PS Barbara at Serenity Gate is still having a Tender Graces book giveaway)


20 Responses to “Forehead Butts Mean Brilliance: So I have written it, So let it be True”

  1. Debbie August 30, 2009 at 10:59 am #

    Good heavens! And all these years I've tried to do away with mine. Now, I'll never be mistaken for brilliant.

  2. Michelle H. August 30, 2009 at 11:12 am #

    OMG! Now I have to run to the nearest mirror to see if I have one. And if I don't, I'm going to grimace all day until I do! *hee-hee!*

  3. Amy August 30, 2009 at 11:17 am #

    Who knew I had a forehead butt? Who knew I was so brilliant? I'm guessing I'm extra brilliant because my forehead butt is pretty well-defined!

  4. Strange Fiction August 30, 2009 at 11:33 am #

    Hahaha, that's excellent! I had to run to the mirror. I think I have two–now I have to figure out if I'm doubly butt blessed or if the one is cancelling the other out…

  5. Deb Shucka August 30, 2009 at 12:14 pm #

    It's nice to know I'm in such great company! :-)

  6. Lazy Writer August 30, 2009 at 12:30 pm #

    I'm going to go check now! I'm with Michelle; if I don't have one, I may cry!

  7. Marcy August 30, 2009 at 12:42 pm #

    Funny! My family doesn't have forehead butts. Instead we have turkey necks (no matter how thin you are either). I think I'd rather have the forehead butt…

  8. B.J. Anderson August 30, 2009 at 12:51 pm #

    *Sniff*I am not one of the butted forehead people. :(

  9. Travis Erwin August 30, 2009 at 2:30 pm #

    Damn. I don't have one.

  10. smiles4u August 30, 2009 at 3:23 pm #

    LOL..oh dear you crack me up! Here's to forehead butts!

  11. Michelle August 30, 2009 at 7:37 pm #

    Ummmmm…I have one :) I was told it was a sign of an alcoholic….I like yours better!xxx

  12. The Unbreakable Child August 30, 2009 at 9:05 pm #

    hahaha, Kat, you have a cute forehead and yes, I do believe there are many greats who have.Looking forward to Oct!

  13. Rick August 30, 2009 at 9:25 pm #

    Is it count if I have one implanted by a plastic surgeon?

  14. colbymarshall August 30, 2009 at 10:21 pm #

    no dsign today…but I'm on the lookout…

  15. Lori August 31, 2009 at 5:32 am #

    I like your interpretation very much. I have been trying to freeze my face into an all smiling, serene expression so that I don't accentuate mine, but now, I'll just let it be.

  16. Jennifer Shirk August 31, 2009 at 8:07 am #

    Oh well. My mom still thinks I'm smart. :)

  17. Katrina Stonoff September 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm #

    Dang! I don't have one!Unless … do two horizontal lines count? No? *sigh*I was afraid of that.

  18. Katrina Stonoff September 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm #

    Dang! I don't have one!Unless … do two horizontal lines count? No? *sigh*I was afraid of that.

  19. Sheila Deeth September 4, 2009 at 1:10 am #

    Came here from Stone Soup wondering what on earth it meant. Oh dear. Not me, but yes, lots of creative people. But I want to be creative…

  20. Judith Mercado September 6, 2009 at 9:02 am #

    And I thought mine came from frowning too much. There is a silver lining to worrying, after all! Who knew?

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