Forehead Butts Mean Brilliance: So I have written it, So let it be True


I have decided that forehead butts mean brillance. Some of you have heard me talk about my Forehead butt, so named by my brother Johnny, who said, “Hey Sister, you have a butt on your forehead, haw haw haw haw Forehead Butt! Forehead Butt! haw haw haw” . . . *sigh* … I’ve fought against my forehead butt. I’ve thought to have to Botoxed, but I’m afraid to have Botox (and you have to keep doing it and doing it and doing it). I tried Olay cream for “deep wrinkles” – I don’t think it’s doing anything for my forehead butt.

Then, I began to notice other forehead butts, and what I noticed was that people with forehead butts were creative and brilliant and wonderful in every way – especially in the creative brilliant intelligent awe-inspiring way . . . no, really! It is true. I am most certain of it as I make my way around here and there and yonder.

So I am now embracing my Forehead Butt! And, I’ve decided that every week I am going to attempt to post a pic of someone brilliant who has “THE SIGN” and “THE SIGN” is a Forehead Butt — today I am beginning with Stephen King. A brilliant writer, and who has “THE SIGN” – his own Forehead Butt.

My friends- I encourage you all to find brilliant creative people who have “THE SIGN” of the forehead butt. Forward me the photos, and I will use them in my quest to find all of us who are lucky enough to have “THE SIGN” of creative brilliance, intelligence, and all around awe-inspiring omphalooompa doo.

No, go have a good day, and if you spot “THE SIGN” on the forehead, the forehead butt sign, then know that you are in the face of brilliance!

So let it be written; so let it be done.

(PS Barbara at Serenity Gate is still having a Tender Graces book giveaway)

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20 thoughts on “Forehead Butts Mean Brilliance: So I have written it, So let it be True

  1. Who knew I had a forehead butt? Who knew I was so brilliant? I'm guessing I'm extra brilliant because my forehead butt is pretty well-defined!

  2. Funny! My family doesn't have forehead butts. Instead we have turkey necks (no matter how thin you are either). I think I'd rather have the forehead butt…

  3. I like your interpretation very much. I have been trying to freeze my face into an all smiling, serene expression so that I don't accentuate mine, but now, I'll just let it be.

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