Forehead Butt Society . . .

6 Sep

The Society To Prevent Forehead Butt Eradication . . . Just Say No To Botoxing Foreheads . . . Wear it Proud! The SIGN of intelligence, creativity, and all around loompadoompadoo!

Yes, it’s time again for Forehead Butt People.

Last time, I wrote to you about forehead butt people being creative, brilliant, all around yippee yi yo kai yay! My last inductoree into the Forehead Butt Society was Stephen King, where I also placed a photo of my own glorious forehead butt.

Today, I present to you: Benjamin Franklin – as you can see, he has a Forehead Butt . . .
If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing. ~ B. Franklin


11 Responses to “Forehead Butt Society . . .”

  1. Patience-please September 6, 2009 at 11:31 am #

    Found you through Barry. Just ordered Tender Graces from the Belle Books website. (Hope that gives you a better royalty than Amazon.)I wrote an commentary for my local NPR station in praise of WRINKLES! Long live the forehead butt!Looking forward to my package from Belle Books.

  2. Patience-please September 6, 2009 at 11:33 am #

    (Note to self: when changing 'essay' to 'commentary' remember to change 'an' to 'a'. Sigh.)

  3. Laura Martone September 6, 2009 at 12:21 pm #

    Hi, Kathryn! Just found your site through Strange Fiction's blog… and I just wanted to say howdy from a fellow Louisianian (since you once lived there, it seems)!

  4. Lazy Writer September 6, 2009 at 12:54 pm #

    Yay for forehead butts!

  5. Titus September 6, 2009 at 3:23 pm #

    I love this concept! I don't have the creases in the right place, mine is horizontal, not vertical. Pants.

  6. Eryl Shields September 6, 2009 at 3:51 pm #

    Rather annoyingly I have a double-butt forehead, and it has cellulite.

  7. Michelle September 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm #

    From one butt head to another, wow, we are famous people! I am sooo impressed with us so far :)

  8. Deb Shucka September 6, 2009 at 4:39 pm #

    I love both Stephen and Ben. Now what about famous women with forehead butts? :-)

  9. Stephanie Faris September 6, 2009 at 7:52 pm #

    Forehead butt…so wrinkly forehead is forehead butt? I'll embrace my wrinkles!

  10. Lori September 7, 2009 at 6:13 am #

    Great series! It makes us feel so much better about the annoying wrinkles. I'm thinking of starting a parallel series about brilliant myopics.

  11. Debbie September 7, 2009 at 8:40 am #

    He has an excellent forehead butt. He always was an overachiever.

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