Monday Classroom: let’s drink a big ole glass of Discipline Juice, y’allses!

16 Apr

The thing that keeps me on my treadmill for an hour and then to my strength training exercises and then to my mat for yoga; the thing that stops me from eating beyond the point when I have had quite enough; the thing that tells me “no” when I want something I can’t afford and so I walk away from it; the thing that has me flossing every night because it is good for me; the thing that keeps me healthy and strong and powerful is—Discipline. But this isn’t Wednesday and time for Personal Trainer Kat, this is Monday Classroom.

So, my beautiful friends, that same discipline I use for my body is a contributing factor—a hah-uuuge one—to being a successful author/novelist. And by “successful,” for these purposes, I mean an author/novelist who creates and completes

works. And for this author, that means at least a book a year–so far. Without discipline, it’s easy to slip into the idea of writing, to talking about writing, to writing about writing, without ever actually writing the danged ole book. I’m looking at you—yeah you! You with the Face! The Guilty Face! You know I’m right don’t you? Right? Riiighhht. And my face can be added to the guilty since I have been doing just about everything BUT the writing of “The Lightning Charmer,” which is due in a year–and that year will speed of light pass. Why have I not been writing?–shiny things! shiny things! shiny things! And folkses, the writing is what I love the best–it’s the balm that soothes. I’ve not been drinking my Discipline Juice and it shows–my black-holed brain’s synapses are WHOOP WHOOP WHIR WHIR BA-LOOP BA-LOOP BOING BOING. Oh dear.

As much as I love what I do–writing books–I sometimes will procrastinate. Yeah! Me! Huhn. Can you buh-leeve it? Little ole pea-headed me la tee dahing around as if I don’t have a thang in the world to do – la la la la la tee dah. There’s some shiny thing that captures my attention, or I’ll play on the internet, or I’ll call myself doing “research” when I know all I’m doing is messing around. Well,  it’s time for danged ole mean Discipline to pull me up by my ears and sit my arse in my chair and put my fingers on the keys and tell me, “Stop fekering around and write your danged book, or else!”

My (and yours, too?) Or else’s could mean, do mean—

The less I write, the crazier I am—oh you think I am being a cliché? That I’m pulling on that “writer’s persona” – oh no y’allses. I am slap dab cray-cray when I do not regularly write. And “or else” means I’ll not meet my deadlines—if I were working at a “9 to 5 regular job” and didn’t do my work, I’d be fired; well, it’s the same if I don’t meet my deadlines—then I could hear a see ya Kat! We’ll go find some author who takes her job seriously and meets her deadlines and actually writes books instead of just saying she’s going to—huhn. I’ve always met my deadlines because I drank my Discipline Juice. Give me a glass, quick! If I don’t write my readers will sure miss my books—okay, this is  my hope anyway *haw!* But, yes, I suppose there are some who would miss me before eventually forgetting about me because there are plenny more authors out there who will WRITE THE DANGED BOOK! It means I don’t pull in a salary. “Or else” means I let people down—and I let myself down.

Folks, whatever it is you want, discipline is the vehicle to drive you there—hey “drive” – yeah – discipline and drive – get it Huh? get it! Ha!

Discipline: Thesaurus on word doc reads—control, regulation, restraint, authority obedience, and the opposite of it reads: CHAOS. Oh! How perfect for me! Yes, chaos happens inside my pea-headed brain and all up and around this here Self when I am not disciplined. Lawdy be.

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird -

Y’allses, you must drink your daily glass of Discipline Juice so you can grow strong and supple and capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bound! Or at least you will reach your goals and do the things you wish for, hope for, live for, dream about, and if leaping tall buildings in a single bound is your dream, well, um, well—okay, it probably ain’t gonna happen—I hate to be the one to bust up your bubbles but maybe you oughta think of something else to strive for. Just sayin. Buildings are TALL, dang it all. Oh, you meant metaphorically leap over them -well, why didn’t you say so. Huhn.

Without discipline we eat and drink too much, spend too much, laze around too much, make excuses too much.

Discipline can suck. Discipline is a party-pooper. Discipline is on its high-horse, sitting there all holier than thou and all, huhn! But, it belongs on its pedestal, for when it is practiced, when discipline is hugged to us and becomes a part of us, it creates and builds and achieves and glorifies and stretches us beyond what and where we ever thought we’d go and be.

La tee dah - oh the inside of my hat is soooo innnnnerestin' shiny things shiny things!

Discipline is what is going to get me off this blog and into my word doc, off bloopering around social networking (even telling myself “but it’s for my novels—I’m promo’ing!” Uh Huh, you are “promo’ing” about as much as a dawg “promos” on the lawn. You ain’t doing shit.), gets me out of my Boopmobile “because I have to run some errands” (although I do rarely leave my lil log house and maybe should run more errands, haw!), gets me off my couch until it’s actually time to hit my couch—sends me right-cheer to sit on my butt and write The Lightning Charmer and the next book and the next. To give it all I have. To write with all the heart I have—and when I do this, I am doing what I do best, what I love, and it’s the greatest thing ever, and then Discipline shakes its head and rolls its eyes as I say, “Why’d I procrastinate? This is WONDERFUL! This is all I ever wanted to do! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YAAAHOOOOOOOOOO!”

So how’s about it y’all? Let’s all drink a big ole glass of Discipline Juice and get our arses to work. You up for it? Drink it down and then use Discipline when that next “THANG” hovers before your brain all tantalizing and shiny—that choice you will make without excuses to do what you have to/must do for your dreams is Discipline. The choice (discipline) that will yield results.

What do you need to be more disciplined about, my friends?


14 Responses to “Monday Classroom: let’s drink a big ole glass of Discipline Juice, y’allses!”

  1. The Forgotten April 16, 2012 at 8:39 am #

    Oh gosh, I need tons of discipline and am very lacking in every aspect of my life. It sometimes pops up and I can use to my advantage but it is something I fight EVERY single day. It is why I have a trainer because I am not a self-motivator, I have to go to him and I know he is waiting on me. It is a responsibility and accountability to him. ARGHHHH. Frustrating for me for sure.

    • katmagendie April 16, 2012 at 8:44 am #

      Your seeing a trainer regularly is DISCIPLINE! :-D good for you!

  2. Marisa Birns April 16, 2012 at 8:50 am #

    And here I thought having a glass of orange juice in the morning was good. Nope, it’s discipline juice that will hit the spot. You are so wise in everything you’ve said here. Truly need to allow discipline in my life because while it was fun to la-di-dah every day, it hasn’t helped me to feel truly fulfilled. So. No more buying books about How To Write, blah, blah, blah. Just dust off the discipline, sew it to my body and get with the program.

    Thank you for reminding me that the Dreams will come true because of the work that I need to do.

    • katmagendie April 16, 2012 at 8:41 pm #

      GO GO GO GO Marisa! :-D

  3. CC MacKenzie April 16, 2012 at 2:31 pm #

    Yes! Messing about, faffing around, reading Jack Bickham’s Scene & Structure AGAIN. I go stark raving insane if I’m not creating and turn into The Honeymonster from the dark side. It ain’t pretty, my son and husband hide because their backbones turn into jello.
    Discipline, that’s what’s needed. And I have a treadmill and weights so what’s my excuse?
    Great kick in the ass. Many thanks!

    • katmagendie April 16, 2012 at 8:42 pm #

      laughing at “the Honeymonster” :-D

      And I hope I give gentle kicks to the ass – laughing!

  4. Linda Cassidy Lewis April 16, 2012 at 5:21 pm #

    Slurp. Slurp. Type. Type. Smile. Smile.

    • katmagendie April 16, 2012 at 8:43 pm #

      laughing! –

      I practiced what I preached and wrote a couple chapters today :-D

  5. Stealing Shade April 16, 2012 at 8:54 pm #

    I’ve been perusing the WordPress world, procrastinating on this evenings workout… these words are kicking my arse away from the computer! Thanks for the force fed Discipline juice! We all need a taste, some more often than others ;)

    • katmagendie April 16, 2012 at 9:07 pm #

      Then my work here is done!

      laughing! :-D

  6. August McLaughlin April 17, 2012 at 10:48 am #

    “The less I write, the crazier I am.” I couldn’t have said that better! ;) I’m pretty disciplined, though the will and follow through in taking breaks and going to bed when I should doesn’t come easy. Perpetual WIPs, we are, right? Great post!

  7. Tameka Mullins May 1, 2012 at 1:05 pm #

    LOL! Discipline juice. Hmmm. What a cool refreshing drink. I think we all could us e abit more of it. I admire your stance on writing a book a year. I think I’m stuck in the mire on that one as I’m still trying to get my first one published. I did start the second and because the first one isn’t on the shelf yet I am stalled. Reading this post helped a lot. Gonna stock of on some raspberry flavored discipline juice. Thanks! :-)

    • katmagendie May 1, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

      Tameka – the good thing about writing the next book is when your first one is picked up and you start that whirlwind of LAWD! you will be ahead of the game – this is what I did – and I was soooooo glad! Also, it keeps you distracted while going through the query process -ungh ungh!


  1. Personal Trainer Kat says: What the hell . . .? Feeding tubes & Living on air & sunshine? gark « Kathryn Magendie - April 18, 2012

    […] While taking a break from writing or doing research, I come across thangs on the internet and sometimes think, “Oh, this is a joke, surely . . . ” and low and beholden, dippity do dah day, it ain’t always a joke. There are strangeling goings on out there, and some of the strangest are things people do to their bodies–especially when it comes to weight.  And thing is, folkses, they didn’t get where they are overnight, so why do they expect a change overnight? I’m sorry, y’all, but sometimes drinking our Discipline Juice is the answer (see post below). […]

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